Full Metal Panic! Short Stories Volume 9 [Parts 1 to 7] by Shouji Gatou

Author:Shouji Gatou
Language: eng
Format: epub

They headed behind the event stage in a corner of the hall where a mass of fumo-nity had gathered (had they been people, it would have been a mass of humanity, but given that they were all Bonta-kuns, “fumo-nity” is more appropriate.) It looked like they’d already caught the ruffians.

There were four men emanating a combative aura, which generally felt like the polar opposite of the fumo-ffable one that otherwise filled the venue. These were wicked men wearing wicked makeup, mohawks, tattoos, studded leather belts. Once by one, they said...

“What, ya wanna fight? Eh?!”

“That hurts, dammit! Lay offa me!”

“I’ll (bleep) every one of ya! Got it?!”

“We’ll burn every one of ya bastards!”

“Hey, Kana-chan, aren’t they...” Kyoko whispered to Kaname.

“Yeah. Just like the guys from the station,” Kaname whispered back.

“Hey, lemme go! I’ll turn you all into fireballs!” The man with the silver mohawk who appeared to be their leader screamed at them all.

“Fumo...” The Bonta-kuns present all wore staff arm bands. Some of them wore imposing expressions, but most of them looked like weak-willed Bonta-kuns, appearing flustered and unsure of what to do.

“Fumozawa-san. What happened here?” Sou-Bon asked Whi-Bon, who’d heard the report from the staff.

“They attempted to throw molotov cocktails onto the event stage,” Fumozawa replied. “They insist they have the right to use the venue...”

The ruffians had revealed themselves to be members of the fairly famous indie band Achsheros.

“Ach... what?” asked Kaname. “I’ve never heard of that band...”

“That’s because you only listen to 70s funk musicians like JB,” Kyoko told her. “I’ve heard of them.”

“Oh?”

“They have a really extreme performance style,” Kyoko went on. “Their fans are known for being really violent, too. They’re on another level from even death metal and stuff.”

“They’re that bad?”

“Yeah. They burn dogs to death on stage, eat hamsters whole, set fire to their venues then rape the firefighters who come to put it out. Of course, that’s all just rumors...”

“What the hell?!” Even without getting into the firefighter thing... Kaname loved dogs. She had a hamster, as well. The thought of them hurting innocent animals like that... “Monsters!!” Suddenly drawn in the art style of Hiramatsu Shinji, Kaname lunged at the band’s leader.

“Guh! What are you— cough!”

“I’ll murder assholes like you!” she howled. “Go to hell!”

As Kaname tried to strangle the man, Kyoko and the surrounding Bonta-kuns tried to pull her off.

“Kana-chan, calm down!” Kyoko pleaded. “Those are just rumors!”

“Hahh... hahh... Sorry. I really lost my cool for a minute there...” Kaname eventually came back to her senses and returned to her Shikidouji art.

“But the fact remains that they attempted to throw molotov cocktails. They’re clearly mad,” said Sousuke.

“That’s funny,” grumbled Kaname, “coming from the guy always throwing grenades around our school...”

“Still, it’s very strange,” he continued. “Why do they think they have the right to the facility? Fumozawa-san, you did rent the hall through the proper channels, didn’t you?” Sou-Bon asked Whi-Bon, ignoring Kaname’s comment.

“Yes, of course I went through the proper channels. However...”

“However?”

“It appears Achsheros holds their biggest concert on this day in this venue every year,” Fumozawa admitted.

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